Why oh why, woe is me.

What, do I have to gulp down one whole bottle in one shot?

Tired of walking to the toilet to pee every half an hour.

Geez, I sound like an old man with a bladder infection.

Or worse, a pregnant woman.

I can't be pregnant now, can I?

Kak Siantan, can I be pregnant just by talking about sex?

Wakakakaka. I told you I can blog about sex now.

p/s: I know lah I'm not pregnant. Kak Peachy gave me the low down on when to "main" <----- in her own words (ewww..macam rempit jek)