What, do I have to gulp down one whole bottle in one shot?
Tired of walking to the toilet to pee every half an hour.
Geez, I sound like an old man with a bladder infection.
Or worse, a pregnant woman.
I can't be pregnant now, can I?
Kak Siantan, can I be pregnant just by talking about sex?
Wakakakaka. I told you I can blog about sex now.
p/s: I know lah I'm not pregnant. Kak Peachy gave me the low down on when to "main" <----- in her own words (ewww..macam rempit jek)
18.10.07
Bullshit
I actually said 'bullshit' in front of Papa the other day.
One majalah Pesona Pengantin : RM9.50
One sprint back to KFC where I left Pesona Pengantin : 100 calories
The look on Papa's face when I said 'bullshit' : priceless (with a whole shitload of crap stuffed into my ears)
So anyways y'all, I'm just tired of taking off. I had to fill in a Query List for the Engineer tadi, and then only did I realize that my work is only at best 30% completed! And it's due this Monday! (and yet I'm still blogging away....)
And Kak Lina, my shoes didn't come in time lah. I had to beraya without my blue wedges. Tapi takpelah. Since it's so cheap, hehe.
I bought Nicole Kraus' The History of Love on Sunday. Somehow, I'm still not done reading it. Gila tak? When have I had a problem finishing a good book in a day? I get sleepy easily lah nowadays. Yesterday I even slept at 8:00 p.m and woke up only at 7:00 a.m! I mean that's my routine when I'm having my period. Takkan nak period dah kot. Wait.. Oh ye lah..
I'm now keeping track of my period, pasal bak kata Kak Linda dan Kak Zah, now that I'm getting married I should know when to have protected sex and when not to (wear a condom). Haha, now I can blog about sex, wakakakaka. I mean, ewwwwww.
I sent out invites already, know. And another update, I saw pelakon 'Jelatang' (yang jadik bapak tiri Suria) at Diana's open house the other day. Turns out he's Maria's boyfriend. I wanted to take pictures with him, but I had no cameralah. Hahhahaha. Sekali jek aku tengok 'Jelatang' tu, but I hate him to the core (his character je kot). Muka sangat jiwang. Oh Maria.. wakaka. Eh, am I allowed to blog about this ke?
Haha, back to work now. Oh, and I already peed close to 20 times up till now. Something's wrong with my bladder. Maybe I should go check.
One majalah Pesona Pengantin : RM9.50
One sprint back to KFC where I left Pesona Pengantin : 100 calories
The look on Papa's face when I said 'bullshit' : priceless (with a whole shitload of crap stuffed into my ears)
So anyways y'all, I'm just tired of taking off. I had to fill in a Query List for the Engineer tadi, and then only did I realize that my work is only at best 30% completed! And it's due this Monday! (and yet I'm still blogging away....)
And Kak Lina, my shoes didn't come in time lah. I had to beraya without my blue wedges. Tapi takpelah. Since it's so cheap, hehe.
I bought Nicole Kraus' The History of Love on Sunday. Somehow, I'm still not done reading it. Gila tak? When have I had a problem finishing a good book in a day? I get sleepy easily lah nowadays. Yesterday I even slept at 8:00 p.m and woke up only at 7:00 a.m! I mean that's my routine when I'm having my period. Takkan nak period dah kot. Wait.. Oh ye lah..
I'm now keeping track of my period, pasal bak kata Kak Linda dan Kak Zah, now that I'm getting married I should know when to have protected sex and when not to (wear a condom). Haha, now I can blog about sex, wakakakaka. I mean, ewwwwww.
I sent out invites already, know. And another update, I saw pelakon 'Jelatang' (yang jadik bapak tiri Suria) at Diana's open house the other day. Turns out he's Maria's boyfriend. I wanted to take pictures with him, but I had no cameralah. Hahhahaha. Sekali jek aku tengok 'Jelatang' tu, but I hate him to the core (his character je kot). Muka sangat jiwang. Oh Maria.. wakaka. Eh, am I allowed to blog about this ke?
Haha, back to work now. Oh, and I already peed close to 20 times up till now. Something's wrong with my bladder. Maybe I should go check.
17.10.07
My Long Hari Raya Story.
Assalamualaikum kawan-kawan. Hope you had a joyous hari raya. Aku? Well, where do I start yeah?
On the eve of hari raya, we went to Singapore to our Grandparents' graves and buka puasa at some tomyam restaurant in Larkin Perdana.
Then at night, we started cooking Laksa Johor. Well actually Kak Peachy cooked, we just prepared everything for her. And I, the firestarter, well started the fire nak masak ketupat. We make killer ketupat pulut, OK. KILLER! Untuk merebus ketupat pulut, air rebusan itu hendaklah berisi santan. Masa aku tengah sibuk memastikan yang api tu stays on marak, sekali periuk tu terbalik daaa. Frust gua melihat santan yang membasahi dapur. Gila berminyak jadiknya dapur tu. Dan aku jugakla yang kena bersihkan dapur tu. Oh, dan pada masa yang sama juga aku ditugaskan untuk membuang ekor tauge. Yes..all 5000 biji tauge. (Pictures to come later)
Oh well, alls well that ends well. (Betul ke ayat tersebut?) Then on Saturday morning, I went to get some ice with Pipi but with Kak Yen's car. She failed to mention that there's an immobiliser in her car that I have to swith off when the alarm goes out. Aku ngan Pipi buat bodo jek bila lampu merah tu menyala-nyala. Sekali bila dah turun bukit tu enjin dia mati daa.. Nasib baik lalu jalan dalam. Buatnya aku lalu roundabout luar tu, tak ke naya.
Then we had makan pagi raya, took pictures, bersalam-salaman dan bermaaf-maafan, menziarahi kubur mummy and then shot to Singapore. Lewat dah time tu, almost 12. Jam dia ya ampun, dari Komtar sampailah ke Singapore customs tu. Dahlah ada satu bas yang maha besar ni (the usual sized bus, hehe) dia langgar keta abang ipar aku! We were scared shitless, I tell you because the car was spanking new. Nasib baik side mirror dia bukan setakat boleh lipat, boleh pusing2 lagi. Cayalah.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I had a sore throat on Friday. Boleh tak start je cuti terus sakit tekak. Suara aku garau ok, macam Anies punya ex- soulmate-who's-now-somebody-else's-soulmate. Wakakaka.
On the second day of raya, kitorang pegi tengok wayang kat City square OK. Pipi belanja. Chuck & Larry. So inappropriate to watch with your father sitting next to you. Mana boleh gelak kat lawak-lawak kotor dia, karang bapak aku kata aku gatal pulak. Mana boleh buat-buat innocent pasal mesti dia tak percaya punyalah. Jadik, aku pun gelak tak keluar suara kebanyakan masanya. Oh, and saw the trailer for 'Enchanted'. Oooohhh..nampak macam sangat teruja. Tak sabar rasanya.
Empat hari lamanya OK aku makan Laksa Johor. Sangat gian, pasal masa carik dekat bazar ramadan jarang ada. Hari ni ada, besok takde. Kawan-kawan Pipi kata sangat sedap. Aku pulak rasa OKlah sedap. Anyway, resipi mak aku pun hehe.
So what else. Hari ni masuk keja awal siot. 8:20 dah terpacak depan PC OK. So hari ni taklah segan sangat nak balik awal. Aku nak pegi jogging hari ni. Si Syahirah ajak join 2nd Link Marathon pulak. Boleh? The weekend before my wedding. Tapi dia ajak lari 10K jek lah. Hari tu gi jogging ngan Papa. Dah warm up baik, sekali rasa macam nak terkencing. So we had to go look for a public toilet, which we eventually found in Shell depan Convent.
Papa kata asyik haus dan asyik nak kencing adalah simptom untuk kencing manis, so that night we went and buy some glucose strips to check my glucose level. Please bear in mind that on Monday, Adamdam (whom Kak Peachy calls Dam Dam Dum as in bunyik mercun (I know. wtf?) haha) turned 2 and we had cake. Actually I ate almost half of the cake. Sangat sedap OK. The average glucose level in a person's blood is 6. The night of Adam's birthday, I tested at 4.8! Less than average eh.
Papa said he was shocked! To which I replied, I'm even more surprised! Oh well, the mysteries of life.
And today, at 2:19 p.m, I've already gone pee almost a dozen times. And now I feel the need to go again.
Aku rasa pundi kencing aku dah manja lah. Kena dengar jek cakap dia. Dulu dia tak macam ni. OK jek aku tahan kencing lama-lama.
Stress.
On the eve of hari raya, we went to Singapore to our Grandparents' graves and buka puasa at some tomyam restaurant in Larkin Perdana.
Then at night, we started cooking Laksa Johor. Well actually Kak Peachy cooked, we just prepared everything for her. And I, the firestarter, well started the fire nak masak ketupat. We make killer ketupat pulut, OK. KILLER! Untuk merebus ketupat pulut, air rebusan itu hendaklah berisi santan. Masa aku tengah sibuk memastikan yang api tu stays on marak, sekali periuk tu terbalik daaa. Frust gua melihat santan yang membasahi dapur. Gila berminyak jadiknya dapur tu. Dan aku jugakla yang kena bersihkan dapur tu. Oh, dan pada masa yang sama juga aku ditugaskan untuk membuang ekor tauge. Yes..all 5000 biji tauge. (Pictures to come later)
Oh well, alls well that ends well. (Betul ke ayat tersebut?) Then on Saturday morning, I went to get some ice with Pipi but with Kak Yen's car. She failed to mention that there's an immobiliser in her car that I have to swith off when the alarm goes out. Aku ngan Pipi buat bodo jek bila lampu merah tu menyala-nyala. Sekali bila dah turun bukit tu enjin dia mati daa.. Nasib baik lalu jalan dalam. Buatnya aku lalu roundabout luar tu, tak ke naya.
Then we had makan pagi raya, took pictures, bersalam-salaman dan bermaaf-maafan, menziarahi kubur mummy and then shot to Singapore. Lewat dah time tu, almost 12. Jam dia ya ampun, dari Komtar sampailah ke Singapore customs tu. Dahlah ada satu bas yang maha besar ni (the usual sized bus, hehe) dia langgar keta abang ipar aku! We were scared shitless, I tell you because the car was spanking new. Nasib baik side mirror dia bukan setakat boleh lipat, boleh pusing2 lagi. Cayalah.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I had a sore throat on Friday. Boleh tak start je cuti terus sakit tekak. Suara aku garau ok, macam Anies punya ex- soulmate-who's-now-somebody-else's-soulmate. Wakakaka.
On the second day of raya, kitorang pegi tengok wayang kat City square OK. Pipi belanja. Chuck & Larry. So inappropriate to watch with your father sitting next to you. Mana boleh gelak kat lawak-lawak kotor dia, karang bapak aku kata aku gatal pulak. Mana boleh buat-buat innocent pasal mesti dia tak percaya punyalah. Jadik, aku pun gelak tak keluar suara kebanyakan masanya. Oh, and saw the trailer for 'Enchanted'. Oooohhh..nampak macam sangat teruja. Tak sabar rasanya.
Empat hari lamanya OK aku makan Laksa Johor. Sangat gian, pasal masa carik dekat bazar ramadan jarang ada. Hari ni ada, besok takde. Kawan-kawan Pipi kata sangat sedap. Aku pulak rasa OKlah sedap. Anyway, resipi mak aku pun hehe.
So what else. Hari ni masuk keja awal siot. 8:20 dah terpacak depan PC OK. So hari ni taklah segan sangat nak balik awal. Aku nak pegi jogging hari ni. Si Syahirah ajak join 2nd Link Marathon pulak. Boleh? The weekend before my wedding. Tapi dia ajak lari 10K jek lah. Hari tu gi jogging ngan Papa. Dah warm up baik, sekali rasa macam nak terkencing. So we had to go look for a public toilet, which we eventually found in Shell depan Convent.
Papa kata asyik haus dan asyik nak kencing adalah simptom untuk kencing manis, so that night we went and buy some glucose strips to check my glucose level. Please bear in mind that on Monday, Adamdam (whom Kak Peachy calls Dam Dam Dum as in bunyik mercun (I know. wtf?) haha) turned 2 and we had cake. Actually I ate almost half of the cake. Sangat sedap OK. The average glucose level in a person's blood is 6. The night of Adam's birthday, I tested at 4.8! Less than average eh.
Papa said he was shocked! To which I replied, I'm even more surprised! Oh well, the mysteries of life.
And today, at 2:19 p.m, I've already gone pee almost a dozen times. And now I feel the need to go again.
Aku rasa pundi kencing aku dah manja lah. Kena dengar jek cakap dia. Dulu dia tak macam ni. OK jek aku tahan kencing lama-lama.
Stress.
11.10.07
Lusa Raya!
Kak Yen dah balik kampung dah. Hairannya yang aku ni balik raya lambat sangat. Serious hairan. Biasanya akulah yang paling awal sampai JB. Tapi takpe. At least tahun ni sume orang beraya first day kat JB. Lepas tu first day kitorang nak pegi Singapore awal-awal sangat, so sempat jumpe sume orang dan sempat kumpul duit raya. Walaupun aku ni dah suku abad, tapi memandangkan aku tak kawin lagi, maka aku masih layak untuk menerima duit raya. Sob sob ni lah kali terakhir aku beraya solo. Tahun depan dah jadik berdouble. Ewww....Mudanya dah nak kawin. Macam tak sesuai jek.
Anywayssss.. kepada Anies, kad raya hang aku dah tulis tapi bilalah nak bagi kat kau? Time Kak Azah punya wedding boleh?
To Kak Peachy, gua gi rumah lu lewat sket eh. Gua buka ngan Zufri dulu, then gua membeli belah last minit sket, then gua kemas rumah + beg, lepas tu baru gua gerak pegi rumah lu eh. Gerak lepas sahur, kan? Gua sampai time sahur jeklah. Lu sahur pukul berapa?
To Wan Rose, nasib baik kau ada. Kalau tak kebulur harimau ku, hehe. Kau balik mana dulu? Kelantan?
To Shikin, apasal tahun ni takde buka sesama pun?
To Alif, buat kek pun pakai apron ke? Mengadesss.
Haha..to all my FIVE readers, selamat menyambut hari raya aidilfitri bersama keluarga tercinta. Minta maaf dari hujung rambut-kerinting-kini-original hingga ke hujung kaki-yang-sangat-susah-mencari-kasut ini. Semoga bertemu lagi pada Ramadan hadapan.
Kepada para pembaca lain, kot-kot aku ada silent readers ke hehe, selamat hari raya aidilfitri.
p/s: Semalam kami pegi SACC Mall, carik kasut raya. Last-last si Kak Yen pulak yang beli kasut. Tension ni. Takde kasut raya!!
p/s2: Korang ada mood lagi ke nak keja ni wei? Kejila keja ofis melayu ada 3 orang je. Minoriti betul.
Anywayssss.. kepada Anies, kad raya hang aku dah tulis tapi bilalah nak bagi kat kau? Time Kak Azah punya wedding boleh?
To Kak Peachy, gua gi rumah lu lewat sket eh. Gua buka ngan Zufri dulu, then gua membeli belah last minit sket, then gua kemas rumah + beg, lepas tu baru gua gerak pegi rumah lu eh. Gerak lepas sahur, kan? Gua sampai time sahur jeklah. Lu sahur pukul berapa?
To Wan Rose, nasib baik kau ada. Kalau tak kebulur harimau ku, hehe. Kau balik mana dulu? Kelantan?
To Shikin, apasal tahun ni takde buka sesama pun?
To Alif, buat kek pun pakai apron ke? Mengadesss.
Haha..to all my FIVE readers, selamat menyambut hari raya aidilfitri bersama keluarga tercinta. Minta maaf dari hujung rambut-kerinting-kini-original hingga ke hujung kaki-yang-sangat-susah-mencari-kasut ini. Semoga bertemu lagi pada Ramadan hadapan.
Kepada para pembaca lain, kot-kot aku ada silent readers ke hehe, selamat hari raya aidilfitri.
p/s: Semalam kami pegi SACC Mall, carik kasut raya. Last-last si Kak Yen pulak yang beli kasut. Tension ni. Takde kasut raya!!
p/s2: Korang ada mood lagi ke nak keja ni wei? Kejila keja ofis melayu ada 3 orang je. Minoriti betul.
10.10.07
I'm going back with my sister & bro-in-law for Hari Raya! Yay! Free ride! Wakakaka
Dah pegi amek baju raya hari tu, tapi lengan dia macam besar sangat, jadik kena alter. Malam ni baru amek balik. Banyak gak. Aku tiga, kakak aku 3.
Duduk kat ofis baru ni, aku dengar radio melayu, mostly Era dan aku sangat suka lagu Anuar Zain baru tu Lelaki Ini, Ungu's Kekasih Gelapku dan Dewa's Kasihku di Malaysia (or something like that). I totally hate Adam's song (Hi, siapa nama, duduk kat mana, dengan siapa, ada handphone tak dsbnya. Macam gampang) and Ezlynn's latest single. Suara dia mengada-ngada. Rugi jek, pasal aku suka Ezlyn sebelum ni.
Kuih raya pun sume dah deliver (awal gila siap tahun ni. Order tak banyak kot)
Sebenarnya, motif post ni ialah untuk aku mengatakan
I can't wait for Hari Raya to come!
Dah pegi amek baju raya hari tu, tapi lengan dia macam besar sangat, jadik kena alter. Malam ni baru amek balik. Banyak gak. Aku tiga, kakak aku 3.
Duduk kat ofis baru ni, aku dengar radio melayu, mostly Era dan aku sangat suka lagu Anuar Zain baru tu Lelaki Ini, Ungu's Kekasih Gelapku dan Dewa's Kasihku di Malaysia (or something like that). I totally hate Adam's song (Hi, siapa nama, duduk kat mana, dengan siapa, ada handphone tak dsbnya. Macam gampang) and Ezlynn's latest single. Suara dia mengada-ngada. Rugi jek, pasal aku suka Ezlyn sebelum ni.
Kuih raya pun sume dah deliver (awal gila siap tahun ni. Order tak banyak kot)
Sebenarnya, motif post ni ialah untuk aku mengatakan
I can't wait for Hari Raya to come!
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